I got these from Yahoo! Answers. :) Thanks a million! Btw, these are non shoujo. More like, popular action anime and others.
They’re probably only funny if you’ve seen the anime, so I’ll try to include as many popular anime as possible and categorize it :)
If you’ve seen the anime, read the lines. If you haven’t, skip over it.
“How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!” – Kagome
“From now on all your opinions are rejected!!!” – Ichigo
“Nipples are supposed to be sucked on! Understand?” – Hijikata
“Only if my hand was my penis.” – Kintaro
“Are you trying to seduce me with your bottled milk!!? …. I’m on to you.” – ?
“Naruto, I think I’m starting to fall in love with you.” – Hatake Kakashi
“No, you don’t get it, thats why I’m telling you. You think you get it, which isn’t the same as actually getting it. Get it?” – Hatake Kakashi
Kankuro: “You’re an interesting guy, I like you.”
Naruto: “You’re not interesting, I don’t like you.”
“Yo, Aloe Vera, where the **** is Sasuke!?” – Naruto to Zetsu
“If it were the end of the world, it’d be bad for the sister and Furukawa-san, but… I’ll say it. It’s the end of the world.” – Misae
“I didn’t hit you, I kicked you.” – Bookman
“Don’t underestimate us nerds!” – D. Grayman
“If you die, I’ll kill you!” – Zoro
Ouran High School Host Club:
Twins: What did you see?
Casanoba: …She was changing so…her underwear…
Twins: YOU SAW HER UNDERWEAR!
Hikaru: What do we do?
Kauru: there’s only one thing to do…Initiate AMNESIA!
(Holding bat in hand and hikaru holds casanoba down)
“I shall drink the commoners coffee” Tamaki
Yu Yu Hakusho:
“Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?” – Hiei
“Do you think he knows it’s a circle?” – Hiei
“Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.” – Yusuke
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei
“Say whatever you like, but I’m taking your cake.” ~ Light
” I’ll take a potato chip, AND EAT IT. ” ~ Light
“I’m a… Pervert? ” ~ Light
“I could never dream about a world with out Light,” ~ Misa
L replied, ” Yes, that would be dark. “